Sorry I have been MIA for awhile, friends. I got caught up...becoming "gainfully employed" (to quote Someera) - woohoo!!! And I've decided this momentous occasion is my cue to finally talk about the elephant in the room (thank you, Modern Family, for providing the visual - you never fail me).
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air my new career came to bear